scenes - 7 years old

 

Theatre 1:

“To the airport” 

Kid 1: I’m so excited. I love travelling!

Kid 2: Me too! I can’t wait to get away!

Kid 3: Argh! I don’t want to go!

Kids 4 & 5: Why?

Kid 3: I get dizzy on airplanes.

Kid 4: I have a pill for that.

Kid 5: How are we going to the airport?

Kid 1: I hate trains!

Kid 2: I hate buses!

Kid 3: Argh! I don’t want to go.

Kid 4: We can take a taxi to the airport!

Kid 5: (Looks at watch) Let’s go or we’ll be late!

       At the airport.

Kid 1: Where is the ticket office? (All kids look around)

Kids 2 & 3: (Pointing) Look, look, it’s over there! (All kids run to that side)

All kids: No, it’s not here! (All kids look around)

Kids 4 & 5: (Pointing) Look, look, it’s over there! (All kids run to that side)

All kids: No, it’s not here! (All kids look around)

Kids 1, 2 & 3: (Pointing) Look, look, it’s over there! (All kids run to that side)

All kids: 1 ticket please!

Kids 4 & 5: (Look at flight time) Oh no! The plane is on time! We’re late!

All kids run.

All kids: Fiew! The plane is delayed! Let’s wait!

Kids sit down tired.

 

Theatre 2:

“Presents aren’t Important” 

Kid 1: It’s my Birthday! Lot’s of presents for me!

Parent: Presents aren’t important! Remember to be polite!

       There’s a knock knock at the door….

Kid 1: Yay! Presents! (Runs to answer the door)

Parent: Remember! Be polite!

       KID 1 opens the door.

Kids 2,3,4: Happy Birthday!

Kid 1: Hello! Presents?

Parent: Don’t be rude!

Kid 1: Sorry! Presents please?

Kid 2: Here’s your present!

Kid 1: Let’s see! (opens present) A weak zombie? I wanted a strong super hero!

Parent:Don’t be rude! Say thank you!

Kid 1: Thank you (rolls eyes) Next!

Kid 3: Here’s your present.

Kid 1: Let’s see! (opens present) A scared mouse? I wanted a brave lion!

Parent: Don’t be rude! Say thank you!

Kid 1: Thank you (rolls eyes) Next

Kid 4: No presents for you! You are a bad friend, I wanted a good friend!

Parent: I told you: be polite!

Kid 1: I’m sorry! 

 

Theatre 3:

“A Monster In My House!”

Kids: Oh no! It’s raining! Let’s go inside!

Kids walk come home, but find the door is locked...

Kids: What? The door is locked. Knock knock!

Monster: Yes?

Kids: Open the door! It’s our house!

Monster: Haha! No it’s my house, my window, my sofa. Hah!

Kids: You are a rude and greedy monster!

Monster: Yes. I am rude and greedy, haha! And this is my house!

Kid 1: Let’s look for help!

Kid 2: Excuse me giant. Can you help?

Kid 3: There is a rude and greedy monster in our house.

Giant: A rude and greedy monster? I’m not strong. I am weak.

Kid 1: Ok, Let’s look for more help!

Kid 2:  Excuse me prince. Can you help?

Kid 3: There is a rude and greedy monster in our house.

Prince: A rude and greedy monster? I’m not brave. I am scared.

Kids: Oh no…

Bee: Don’t worry. I will help you. Hey rude and greedy monster! Go away!

Monster: What? A bee? Hahahaha!

Bee: Go away or….

Monster: Hahahaha! A weak little bee, hahahaha!

    The bee flies inside and stings the monster on his bottom and the monster runs            away in pain...

Monster: Oouuuch!!!!

Kids: Thank you, bee! You are brave! Here, take some honey!

Bee: Mmmm, delicious! Thank you. That’s generous!

 

Theatre 4:

“4 Short sketches”

Tough Love

boyfriend: hello honey

girlfriend: hello sweetheart

b: did you have a good day?

g: no. not really

b: what happened?

g: I had a terrible day!!! (Screaming)

b: wow! I heard that!!! tell me why.

g: I was late for work, my phone got stolen and my hair looks terrible!!!

b: oh! no big deal!

g: what? excuse me?

b: I mean, I gotta go….I forgot something important

g: yeah! sure! whatever! just go away!

 

Funny Doctor

Surgeon: Hello

Patient: Hello doctor.

S: Are you ready for the operation?

P: Yes Doctor. It won’t be too dangerous right?

S: Well… it is a complicated operation.

P: What?!?

S: We will have to take out many bones…

P: Take them out???!!! What are you talking about?

S: Hahaha! Just kidding! Making jokes is more relaxing. Isn’t it?

P: ..yeah! I’m SO relaxed now! Thanks! (ironic)

 

Who is the Master?

Servant: Hello! Hello! Wake up! Wake up! (very mean)

Master: Oh! I’m sorry, did I fall sleep?

S: Yes! It’s not time to sleep! Wake up!

M: Could I bother you?

S: What do you want?

M: Sorry, are you busy?

S: Yeah! I’m chatting on my phone.

M: I’m thirsty, can you bring me a cup of tea?

S: Pfff……. right now? No. Stand up.

M: Of course. (Servants sits on sofa and puts his feet up)

S: ahh…… much better…

M: I’m thirsty, can you bring me a cup of tea?

S: Here, drink this! (Throws a cup of water to master’s face)

M: You know what? I’m tired of this. You are fired.

S: You can’t fire me.

M: Yes I can! I’m the boss, you’re the employee. I’m the master you are the servant.

S: Ahhh! I’ll go work for someone nicer.

M: Whatever…

 

Mean Movie Star

Fan: Oh my God! Oh my God! It’s really you!

Mean Movie Star: Amazing? Isn’t it? (Ironic)

F: YOU are amazing! THIS is amazing!

MMS: ok ok, let’s make this quick..

F: Of course! Can you sign an autograph?

MMS: pffff… whatever…

F: Oh my God! Oh my God!! Thank you!! (Hugs star)

MMS: Next!