scenes - 7 years old
Theatre 1:
“To the airport”
Kid 1: I’m so excited. I love travelling!
Kid 2: Me too! I can’t wait to get away!
Kid 3: Argh! I don’t want to go!
Kids 4 & 5: Why?
Kid 3: I get dizzy on airplanes.
Kid 4: I have a pill for that.
Kid 5: How are we going to the airport?
Kid 1: I hate trains!
Kid 2: I hate buses!
Kid 3: Argh! I don’t want to go.
Kid 4: We can take a taxi to the airport!
Kid 5: (Looks at watch) Let’s go or we’ll be late!
At the airport.
Kid 1: Where is the ticket office? (All kids look around)
Kids 2 & 3: (Pointing) Look, look, it’s over there! (All kids run to that side)
All kids: No, it’s not here! (All kids look around)
Kids 4 & 5: (Pointing) Look, look, it’s over there! (All kids run to that side)
All kids: No, it’s not here! (All kids look around)
Kids 1, 2 & 3: (Pointing) Look, look, it’s over there! (All kids run to that side)
All kids: 1 ticket please!
Kids 4 & 5: (Look at flight time) Oh no! The plane is on time! We’re late!
All kids run.
All kids: Fiew! The plane is delayed! Let’s wait!
Kids sit down tired.
Theatre 2:
“Presents aren’t Important”
Kid 1: It’s my Birthday! Lot’s of presents for me!
Parent: Presents aren’t important! Remember to be polite!
There’s a knock knock at the door….
Kid 1: Yay! Presents! (Runs to answer the door)
Parent: Remember! Be polite!
KID 1 opens the door.
Kids 2,3,4: Happy Birthday!
Kid 1: Hello! Presents?
Parent: Don’t be rude!
Kid 1: Sorry! Presents please?
Kid 2: Here’s your present!
Kid 1: Let’s see! (opens present) A weak zombie? I wanted a strong super hero!
Parent:Don’t be rude! Say thank you!
Kid 1: Thank you (rolls eyes) Next!
Kid 3: Here’s your present.
Kid 1: Let’s see! (opens present) A scared mouse? I wanted a brave lion!
Parent: Don’t be rude! Say thank you!
Kid 1: Thank you (rolls eyes) Next
Kid 4: No presents for you! You are a bad friend, I wanted a good friend!
Parent: I told you: be polite!
Kid 1: I’m sorry!
Theatre 3:
“A Monster In My House!”
Kids: Oh no! It’s raining! Let’s go inside!
Kids walk come home, but find the door is locked...
Kids: What? The door is locked. Knock knock!
Monster: Yes?
Kids: Open the door! It’s our house!
Monster: Haha! No it’s my house, my window, my sofa. Hah!
Kids: You are a rude and greedy monster!
Monster: Yes. I am rude and greedy, haha! And this is my house!
Kid 1: Let’s look for help!
Kid 2: Excuse me giant. Can you help?
Kid 3: There is a rude and greedy monster in our house.
Giant: A rude and greedy monster? I’m not strong. I am weak.
Kid 1: Ok, Let’s look for more help!
Kid 2: Excuse me prince. Can you help?
Kid 3: There is a rude and greedy monster in our house.
Prince: A rude and greedy monster? I’m not brave. I am scared.
Kids: Oh no…
Bee: Don’t worry. I will help you. Hey rude and greedy monster! Go away!
Monster: What? A bee? Hahahaha!
Bee: Go away or….
Monster: Hahahaha! A weak little bee, hahahaha!
The bee flies inside and stings the monster on his bottom and the monster runs away in pain...
Monster: Oouuuch!!!!
Kids: Thank you, bee! You are brave! Here, take some honey!
Bee: Mmmm, delicious! Thank you. That’s generous!
Theatre 4:
“4 Short sketches”
Tough Love
boyfriend: hello honey
girlfriend: hello sweetheart
b: did you have a good day?
g: no. not really
b: what happened?
g: I had a terrible day!!! (Screaming)
b: wow! I heard that!!! tell me why.
g: I was late for work, my phone got stolen and my hair looks terrible!!!
b: oh! no big deal!
g: what? excuse me?
b: I mean, I gotta go….I forgot something important
g: yeah! sure! whatever! just go away!
Funny Doctor
Surgeon: Hello
Patient: Hello doctor.
S: Are you ready for the operation?
P: Yes Doctor. It won’t be too dangerous right?
S: Well… it is a complicated operation.
P: What?!?
S: We will have to take out many bones…
P: Take them out???!!! What are you talking about?
S: Hahaha! Just kidding! Making jokes is more relaxing. Isn’t it?
P: ..yeah! I’m SO relaxed now! Thanks! (ironic)
Who is the Master?
Servant: Hello! Hello! Wake up! Wake up! (very mean)
Master: Oh! I’m sorry, did I fall sleep?
S: Yes! It’s not time to sleep! Wake up!
M: Could I bother you?
S: What do you want?
M: Sorry, are you busy?
S: Yeah! I’m chatting on my phone.
M: I’m thirsty, can you bring me a cup of tea?
S: Pfff……. right now? No. Stand up.
M: Of course. (Servants sits on sofa and puts his feet up)
S: ahh…… much better…
M: I’m thirsty, can you bring me a cup of tea?
S: Here, drink this! (Throws a cup of water to master’s face)
M: You know what? I’m tired of this. You are fired.
S: You can’t fire me.
M: Yes I can! I’m the boss, you’re the employee. I’m the master you are the servant.
S: Ahhh! I’ll go work for someone nicer.
M: Whatever…
Mean Movie Star
Fan: Oh my God! Oh my God! It’s really you!
Mean Movie Star: Amazing? Isn’t it? (Ironic)
F: YOU are amazing! THIS is amazing!
MMS: ok ok, let’s make this quick..
F: Of course! Can you sign an autograph?
MMS: pffff… whatever…
F: Oh my God! Oh my God!! Thank you!! (Hugs star)
MMS: Next!
Theatre 5:
“Time Machine Craze”
Kid 1: Hey guys! Let’s try my new time machine. I invented it this week.
Kid 2: Let’s go back to last month. Back to summer!
Kid 3: Good idea, today it’s starting to rain!
Kid 4: Let’s go back to the past!
(Ss spin around & land in a strange place…)
Kid 1: Hey! Where are we?
Kid 2: This isn’t the beach! There’s no sand or sea!
Kid 3: Or people! Shhh, what’s that sound?
Kid 4: It’s coming from over there! (points)
Kids 1 & 2: A dinosaur! Run!
Kid 3: To the time machine!
Kid 4: Let’s try again!
(Ss spin around & land at the beach…)
All: This is much better!
Kid 1: The beach, ice cream!
Kid 2: But I want to be older!
Kid 3: Let’s go forward to next year!
Kid 4: No! Let’s go to the future!
(Ss spin around & pretend they’re in a nursing home & talk like old people)
All: Oh no!
Kid 1: I have no teeth!
Kid 2: I’ve got a hunchback!
Kid 3: My hair is white! I don’t remember yesterday!
Kid 4: Let’s go back home!
(Ss spin around & check themselves to see if they’re ok)
All: Fiew! We’re back!
Theatre 6:
“Don’t be a cry baby!”
(Kid 1 wakes up & walks to the bathroom to find the door closed)
KID 1: Hurry up I’m late for school!
KID 2: (from inside pink door) I was first! You have to wait!
PARENT: Don’t start kids!
KID 1: You always take long in the bathroom!
KID 2: Then wake up early!
KID 1: It’s not fair!
KID 2: Don’t be a cry baby! (Opens the door) All yours (Walks away)
(Walks into the bathroom & opens the shower tap to feel the water)
KID 1: Mum there’s no hot water left! I can’t have a shower!
KID 2: Don’t be a cry baby! Have one tonight.
PARENT: Kids we don’t have time!
(KID 1 Goes to wash face & can’t find soap or towels)
KID 1: Arghhh There’s no soap left and no dry towels!
KID 2: Don’t be a cry baby! Wash you face with water!
PARENT: Kids we’re going to be late!
KID 1: Fine! I’m having breakfast! (Goes to the kitchen)
KID 2: (Walks in after a while) Mum where’s the cereal?
PARENT: It finished!
KID 2: What about toast?
PARENT: None left!
KID 2: What?!
KID 1: Don’t be a cry baby! (Walks away looking happy)
Theatre 7:
“The rudest kids at school”
KID 1: I’m so excited they’re coming over!
KID 2: We’re going to be friends with the popular kids!
KID 1: We don’t know that yet…
KID 2: (doorbell rings) That’s them! Pretend to be cool!
(Kid 1 walks acting “cool” & opens the door)
KID 1: Hey! What’s up?
Rude Kid 1: Hello… (they stand there for a while)
Rude Kid 2: Can we come in?
KID 2: Of course! This is our house it’s very..
Rude Kid 1: Small, isn’t it?
Rude Kid 2: Is this the living room?
KID 1: Yes! See: the couch, the coffee table, the TV..
Rude Kid 1: That’s the TV? Hah! It’s tiny!
Rude Kid 2: You must need glasses to watch that!
KID 2: Let’s go to the kitchen!
(They all walk into the kitchen…)
KID 1: Here it is! It’s definitely NOT small!
Rude Kid 1: No! It’s too big!
KID 2: Too big?
Rude Kid 2: And the fridge is too old!
KID 1: You should leave!
Rude Kid 1: What?
Rude Kid 2: But we are the most popular kids at school!
KID 2: And the rudest!(Shut the door in their face)
RUDE KIDS: How rude! (They walk away)
Theatre 8:
“A true adventure”
A: Where am I?
B: Good morning.
A: Did you hear me? Where am I?
B: Where? At home I guess…
A: No, I see clouds… We are flying…
B: Flying? Let me check. Ahhhhh! It’s true.
A: And now we are in a forest
B: And now we are on top of a mountaaaaiiiin…
A: We are falling. Ouch! We landed on… a corn field!
Theatre 9:
“Not that different”
(Astronauts are on their space-ship looking for the planet)
ASTRONAUT 1: Helmets on!
ASTRONAUTS: CHECK!
ASTRONAUT 1: Prepared to step on to the blue planet?
ASTRONAUTS: CHECK (They walk out and bump into the aliens.)
ASTRONAUTS: AHHHHHHHH!
ALIENS: We come in peace.
ASTRONAUT 2: They’re lying!
ASTRONAUT 3: They want to eat us!
ALIENS 1: Oh no! We never eat humans for dinner!
ALIEN 2: We prefer them for breakfast!
ALIEN 3: Mmmm Humans on toast! Delicious! (Rubs stomach)
ASTRONAUTS: Ahhhhh! (Start running)
ALIEN 1: Wait! We’re joking!
ALIEN 2: Make a note: Humans don’t joke. (Alien 3 pretends to write it down)
ASTRONAUT 1: Stop that! WE are supposed to study YOU! YOU are different!
ALIEN 3: Why are WE different? You are on OUR planet!
ASTRONAUT 1: You have 3 eyes instead of 2!
ALIEN 1: To see things, like you.
ASTRONAUT 2: You have 4 legs instead of 2.
ALIEN 2: To move around like you.
ASTRONAUT 3: But you are weird and scary!
ALIENS: Hello! (They point to the astronauts)
ALIEN 1: We look different but we are not that different!
ALIEN 2: Please stay and teach us more!
ASTRONAUT 2: (looks at his friends) OK! we’ll stay!
ASTRONAUT 3: Yes, we can’t wait to have aliens for breakfast!
ALIENS: WHAT??
ASTRONAUT 3: Make a note: Humans DO joke.
ALIENS: Fiew! (wipe their foreheads)